Friday, March 19, 2010

Top 10 Reasons Joe Mac Should Follow Me on Twitter

# 10 *flashes MacPac # 555 Card*

# 9 I can stop begging for a follow-this benefits you, me, and all my followers :)

# 8 You really should follow all your Let's Get This volunteers-best hot dog EVAH!

# 7 you really need more snark on your timeline

# 6 I promise NOT to let you use me as a human doodle and then permanently vandalize my body. Only b/c I've seen your shitty handwriting

# 5 even @jordanknight thinks that you should follow me

# 4 over 2000 pages of borderline fan fiction dedicated to you of which even Barrett would approve

# 3 I'm probably the only fan girl whose favorite face time experience was with your Dad

# 2 you still owe me for yelling at me and making me cry in June 1992

# 1 5 Words: Houston. ILAA 5*. Riddler Pants

Xoxo
@McRiddlahPants

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