...since it seems the first ten weren't good enough.
10. While there are over 2000 pages of borderline Fan Fiction even Barrett would approve of, there are over 1500 pages of...well...yeah. We'll leave that one be, k?
9. I convert Jon, Danny, Jordan, and Donnie girls into McLovers like it's my motherfucking job.
8. It would be proof positive that you don't actually hate the southeastern United States. **whispers** (Technically I'm a New Englander, so you can still hate them if you follow me.)
7. It would be proof positive that you don't hate Conservatives. Come on, baby, let's cross party lines and pahty!
6. I don't care how much you fart. (It's most likely less than my husband.)
5. I still have the fucking Riddler Pants =*)
4 I'll let you call me a bitch on Twitter...again...
3. I promise never to correct your grammar and spelling and chronic use of massive blog paragraphs...except by DM.
2. I promise not to DM the hell out of you all the time....just when you use terrible grammar or misspell things or chronically...I'll keep my DMing to gross errors in spelling and grammar. You can make big ass paragraphs all you want.
1. I find your ineptitude with technology endearing...even though I realize it means you'll most likely never read this blog. Or if you do it will take you more than a month to mention it on Twitter...or if you take a picture of it with your phone it will be lost forever but...
Four cereal? I love you, McLovin'. Now get your fine ass over here and press my follow button. It'll be as good for you as it is for me. Promise. ;)
xoxo,
RG
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